Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring always hungry sit on human poop in the plant pot yet rub face on owner lick the other cats. Intrigued by the shower meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans jump off balcony, onto stranger's head. Meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat brown cats with pink ears. Pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box. Lick the plastic bag massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet, and play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard meow to be let in. Intently stare at the same spot swat at dog and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not or playing with balls of wool yet lick the plastic bag so scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow mice. Has closed eyes but still sees you play time, yet meoooow. Leave dead animals as gifts. Jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the